The official 2009 hunt for the Jersey devil!

The date has been set for June 6th, 2009 to embark on a two day excursion to the scenic New Jersey Pine Barrens in search of the famed creature "the Jersey devil". hundreds of spotting's have been recorded over the course of the past 100 plus years, but this time we will spot the creature while were under the influence of hallucinogenics, beer and friends. Our intentions, though purely scientific, may come across as a threat to this great beast. That's why amongst all of our other possessions, we've packed multiple "we come in peace" picket signs, along with dozens of assorted snacks and soft drinks.

Were also gonna have smores.

For those of you that are not familiar with the Jersey devil, he is truly an exciting creature. If all goes according to plan, on June 9 I will have a two page interview with the devil posted on Farthumorquarterlyzine.blogspot.com complete with everything from how he was spawned to his secret blueberry apple turnover recipe that'll have you saying "that's SINFULLY sweet"! Truly not for the faint of heart, or a diabetic.

An artists rendition of the famed Devil, and after seeing

this painting I am with out a doubt convinced of this

far fetched animals existence.

The beast may brutally and unforgivingly devour

your lifeless body until your awakened in an eternal

nightmare, but you'll find yourself asking for seconds

and even thirds of his famous blueberry apple

turnovers.

So until then this is captain fart humor wishing you a great Friday and encouraging you to find your own mythical creature in your neck of the woods and get great recipes along with stories you'll be telling you grand kids for many minutes upon hours.