Mixing water and oil

I recently went through and edited some posts and found some that I never finished. This one is from a little while back when Yabo was about to visit NYC. I thought doing a comparison of the two would be super funny but it ultimately became to hard to find similarities between them that wouldn't end with them both hating me...plus I'm lazy. Enjoy

I am lucky enough to have a very diverse group of friends that I've acquired over the years, few black friends, but I do have an Asian one...I'm getting off topic here. The point is, with such big personalities sometimes there can be some clashing. One of my best friends Yabo is coming to visit in about a week and I got to thinking even though my friends are really different, they share an uncommon bond, like a super...bond. So here's a comparison that I thought would be interesting.

Meet Yabo-

"booger" "fart" "Yabo laugh"

You may remember Yabo from a post I made last year in tittled " the real party monster". A 22 year old art student at the university of Colorado, he embodies the stereotype of what you hope college is gonna be like when your like 14 and is the only person I've met who's life pans out like it does in movies about college, which is just about the coolest thing ever. He paints goblins, eats beers and is the only person alive I know of to get an HJ in a camo sleeping bag.

Meet Peter Goldberg:

This was the only picture Peter

had on his facebook that wasn't

a common friend.

Peter is a 20-30 year old student at The New school, and a graduate of C.U. and maybe another university as well. Peter is a shy and polite guy who is also a homebody. He's cautious and rarely if ever has gotten into trouble.

Now let's see what these two have in common that they might not even know.

Yabo: Takes his shirt off at every party every party he's ever been to.

Peter: Wears a button down belly shirt to every party we've ever taken him to.

Yabo: Sneaks in beers at bars to avoid paying for them

Peter: Sneakily puts his headphones on at the bar to avoid interacting with anyone.

Yabo: Eats allot of ground beef and couldn't imagine why anyone wouldn't

Peter: Gets made fun of by Yabo who can't understand why Peter wouldn't eat ground beef

Yabo: Can destroy a living room within 5 minutes of getting to a party

Peter: is a interior designer and aspires to design the rooms that Yabo will make fun of and soon destroy

Yabo: Cooks frozen pizzas and then cools them so he can pack them whole for a lunch

Peter: Has his made cook his frozen pizzas

Yabo: Comes with a warning attached when introduced to people he's yet to interact with

Peter: Needs to read the warning label of every single thing he comes in contact with to see if it will clash with one of the 500 medications he's taking

Yabo: thinks his drawings are gonz Esq

Peter: Thinks his skating is gonz Esq

-Niether of them are correct

Yabo: Would take a bullet for a friend if he had to

Peter: Would take a dollar from a friend if he was owed it, no matter how long ago the dollar was owed

Yabo: Will drench himself in his own urine

Peter: Will drench himself in his own blood from scrubbing his used to be hands