Top 5 people you don't wanna see at the skatepark...

Your heading out with all the pal's, you got your beer and or mountain dew two litter, to the local skatepark. What could go wrong? Well believe it or not some people don't want you to have that fun, some people want to "talk", other's wanna sell you dime bags and some just suck. Here is the Top five People you don't wanna see at the skatepark.

1. Creepy Jake- Whether he's telling you to "rub my head for luck" or drilling you on how to deck out frontside rocks, one thing is for sure...he's gonna ruin your session and then treat you to lunch.

2. Uriel- "Have you been to church lately"? "How are you with the lord"? These are all questions I don't wanna hear at the skatepark, or anywhere really. If the endless god babble doesn't break you down, his 2 hour runs through the skatepark will. If he's here, go skate the curb.

3. Natasha and Caylin- A two for one special here. Fella's steer clear, these siren's are not interested in you. After three hours of not skating with your homies and panning out half your beer and cigarette's these two are going home alone, or with Jari. Oh and don't go to Meta either, their already there watching Mindfield.

*Caylin, your my friend...find the humor, don't hate me.

4. Emo Dylan-"Fuck man, what is he doing here"? Yes we all wonder, but Alex has been sleeping at his house for 2 months and eating his food so now he's obligated to bring this nightmare as a tagalong. It gets worse cause when you all pile into Katz's car to go elsewhere he fandangled his way in, now he's sitting bitch texting on his sidekick about hanging with the "1086 fools". It ultimately ends when he's at the party you guys sneak into that night, and long and behold the fresh "1086" tattoo on the knuckles...truly a dangerous lurker.

5. Calvin- An oldie but a goodie, truly a Boulder park legend. From filling his roommate's room with water and sticking a shark in it, to endless tales of conspiracy and sage burning. Some may say "This doesn't really apply, he's been gone for years". Well, think about this, wherever Calvin maybe whether it's dining with god's in Neptune or the steps of Washington, DC one thing is for sure, he's lurking hard and needs a ride to "the hill".